The person you are trying to reach is emotionally unavailable.
Please leave a message after the tone,
or press 1 for more options.
To listen to your progressively angrier messages, press 1
To delete your message and pretend nothing happened, press 2
To stay up cleaning for 5 hours, press 3
For a sleeping pill, press 4
For another, press 5
To stare at the ceiling until the sun rises, press 6.
This message will repeat.

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