I dont know how to tell my friends but I think I’ve become the master of the universe

Why can’t I have it all?

Oh wait, I can.

In recent news:
I have decided I’m going to become a millionaire quite soon. Don’t ask me how, I just know it will happen. I’m thinking 13 million dollars. I just have a feeling.

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