The person you are trying to reach is emotionally unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone,

If you are satisfied with your message
You may hang up, or
Press 1
for more options.
To listen to your message.
Press 1

To re-record your message,

Press 2
To listen to your progressively angrier series of messages
Press 1

To delete your message and pretend this never happened.
Press 4
Or was it 5?
To question the impact of your mistake:
Press 5

To hear a lecture
on your numerous shortcomings
as written by you ex-girlfriends
and recited by your father
Press 5
For a sleeping pill
Press 9
For another,
Press 7
She’s moved on. It’s late.
This may not even be her number.
You fool.
For a drop of morphine.
Press 8
To stare at the ceiling
Until the sun rises.

This message will repeat.</p


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