Look at this little vixen, just THRIVING.
I cut off the dead weight and since then she has been growing so fast it’s like she’s in therapy. Look at this gorgeous troublemaker. She’s living off ice cubes, radiator heat, winter sunlight, and the carbon dioxide of my complaints.
Look at her new stem, cuddling the sunlight.
Eurydice, ever the metaphor for my life. For once, one I am excited about.

Give me validation.