Sex so hot we almost burned the house down. No, seriously, there was a literal fire.

Proud of my neurotic little self for buying a fire extinguisher, since it saved my apartment yesterday. I am an anxious mess but I always say I am good in an emergency…and I am.

Anyways, after an evening of cooking Christmas dinner with the Kid, we were distracted in the bedroom, when I heard a strange sound. The sound? It was the crackling of pine needles burning up the advent wreath. Luckily, I had the fire extinguisher ready and managed to get the fire out without too much damage.

Next year, I think I will just stick to American traditions, as clearly I don’t take too kindly to Austrian ones. Or they don’t take kindly to me. Oida.

If you ever light candles, I suggest you invest in a fire extinguisher.

Merry Christmas.

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  1. Roman Catholics in the USA also have Advent wreaths. It’s not something that is simply Austrian. Glad you saved your apartment. Salt also takes out a fire (even grease fires). Do not use talcum powder; it’s flammable.

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