Like Father, Like Daughter

An actual quote from my dad on Saturday:

So a buddy of mine wanted to set me up with a girl, she’s like 5’11”, and he shows her a picture of me and then comes back to me and say ‘Paul, it’s not gonna happen.”

“How come?” I asked him

“She says you’re too short”

So I told him, “Well, tell her I can reach all the important parts.”