A Proposal of Marriage

He said,

“You know in some cultures, all I have to do is hang my hammock next to yours, and we’d be married.”

I replied,

“In our culture, we are already legally married”

“I’m just saying, I would hang my hammock next to yours”

“That is the cutest thing ever, until we both clumsily fall out of our hammocks”

“Exactly.”

“Then we would love each other from the ground up.”